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Yea... So this is the page where I get to do whatever the hell I want to......
Okay so bellow I will ocassionally put funny emails, cool ideas, more links, and plugs for certain things.


here I am sitting at the computer at my dads house.
Heehee. I made that skirt Im wearing. I bought a pair of 1 dollar thrift pants and chopped them up. I love thrifting!!
  Swim a little deeper....... but tie a rope around your waist first. Incase of emergancies
3 Things You Like About Your Body:
- eyes
- hair
- stomache and arms(I'm built like an ox)

3 Things You Hate About Your Body:
- hands
- feet
- cheast (or lack there of)

3 Things You Like About Your Personality:
- humor
- individuality
- confidence

3 Things You Wish You Could Change About Your Personality:
- ehhh I'm at about a 7, I could use me at a 2
- my icky forgetfulness
- I need some thumbs up on the lack of loudness

3 Things You Would Do With A Million Dollars Cash:
- I need a car and computer
- some sort of shelter
- the rest would go to the guard

3 Things You Never Want To Do/Have Happen To You:
- kill puppy
- be alone
- become a cheerleader

3 Things You Want To Do/Have Happen To You Before You Die:
- have sex with that certain someone
- become an actor
- instruct a guard or be captian




[Who is...
[Your best friend?]diana. crystal
[The sweetest] Kelsey
[Funniest?] Diana, Zack, BJ, Dan
[Who's the nicest to get drunk with?]dan, BJ (that is if i got drunk i would want it to be around them)
[Who do you wish you knew better?] everyone
[Who affected you the most?] Diana, Dan
[Who are you most glad you met?] Dan, Zack, Diana
[Any you regret meeting?] Ricky
[Any you'd rather not be friends with?] no but i bet they regret meeting me..... im a loser
[Any you're pretending to be friends with?] Ashley.... well, kinda, i use to and now im starting to like her so....not really.

[Basics]
[Full name] Amanda "loser"
[Who were you named after?] not who but what.... a banjo.....the mandolin
[Screen name(s)] Beyondstars43 and AcidTears43
[Hometown] St. Cloud.....look for the cows and men in tight pants and boots. Or just look for pure ignorance.
[Location] Fl, the place that is so hot and humid it feels like you are swimming through melty cream cheese

[About Yourself]
[Height:] 5’4
[Hair color] ehhhhhhhhhh.........never really the same
[Eye Color] grey blue
[Shoe Size] 12.......(im really a man)
[Birthday] 4/3
[Weight at Birth] FAT!
[Status] lonely

[Who Is Your:]
[Girlfriend boyfriend] Diana, Christina, and Chezza (they are my fat hoes)
[Worst Enemy] my step-bitch
[Best friend] wasnt this already asked.... well i havent changed my mind.

[Do You Have...]
[Sisters] 1
[Name(s)] Crystal
[Brothers]0
[Name(s)] Mr. NON-exsistant

[Describe Your:]
[Personality] im very sarcastic and funny I guess. Im very emotional, and i think too deeply sometimes. Im VERY out going and I would think fun to be around.
[Body] im very fat. I have no boobs unless you count the fat roles on my cheast, and im bald. (I have cancer)
[Home town] ignorant, racists, sexist, dumb, rude, nieve
[Best friend] also very fat but smells. so twice as bad as me. but her nifty tatoo and peircings make up for it.
[Your Favorite:]
[Color] pink and black
[Teacher] ummm none that i really hate this year, but my fave is deffinatly my guard intsructor (who teaches me to spin so that counts) I LOVE YOU JENN!
[Numbers] 43
[Drink] Dr. Pepper and tea
[Animal] cats and ferrets
[Music Group] Tool, APC, KiTTiE, Staind, Jasperwal, Parfive, Incubus, Pink,(not a group but shes the only decent "POP" artist i like) 311, Nickleback, SOS
[Snack] pickels and pop tarts
[Candy] Twix
[Ice Cream] mint chocolate chip
[Day of The Week] wens
[Holiday] Christmas
[Food] chinese
[Sport] guard!!! (IT IS A SPORT!!)
[Place To Go] thrift store shopping and concerts
[Song lyric] OMG I CANT CHOSE!!! Anything Tool. or APC
[Movie:] Strangeland, The Others, Syble, IT

[What Do You Think When You Hear:]
[Opposite Sex] ummm well i think "male" because they are my oppisite sex
[Nice looking girl] blah blah blah
[Tight Pants (On Opposite Sex)] hick
[Cheerleaders] DONT get me started
[Blue] the sky
[Orange] my clothes
[Yellow] egg yolks

[Have You Ever:]
[Shop Lifted] yea.... I stole a cookie once (IM SORRY!)
[Lied To The Cops] yep.......
[Lifted A Birdie To The Cops] if by "lifted a birdie" meaning fippled them off...... then no
If bye"lifted a birdie" you mean threw some kind of a flying animal at their face....yes
[Cursed In Front Of Your Rents] yea it doesnt bother them
[Cursed In Front Of Your Teacher] same thing
[Flunked A Grade] nah
[Skipped A Grade] nah
[Murdered Somebody] no but ive had heavy thoughts on it
[Dated Someone To Make Another Jealous] hmmm.... ::ponder::. No, no evil bitch in me.
[Lost A Close Friend To Death] no but Ive had some horrible ending to friendships befor (HI BILL!)

[Do You Believe In Love At First Sight?]ehhhhhh
[Do You Eat Chicken Fingers With A Fork?] pure ignorance.............
[Do You Sleep with a Ton of Stuffed Animals?] nah but they are wall to wall in my room

[ Who Do You:]
[Tell All Your Secrets to?] Diana, Crystal
[Have The Most Inside Jokes With?] Diana
[Talk To About All Your Problems?] my sis

[Pick one:]
[Kiss or Hug?] hug
[Being in a good relationship for a short time or a long one thats bad?] short
[SNL or Mad TV?] SNL
[1 or 2 Pillows?] 5
[Bath or Shower?] i have an awesome shower head so....shower
[Chocolate or Vanilla?] chocolate
[Black or White?] im a grey person
[Night or Day?] Night
[Ocean or Lake?] lake

[Questions:]
[ What show do you wish they would bring back on the air?] Grosse Point....my fave actor starred in that....hes soo sexy
[Is Your Appearance Important To You?] its important for me to like my apperance but not anyone else. hence my wardrobe of thrift store clothes
[Are You Gonna Get Married?] will YOU marry me?
[What College Are You Gonna Go To?] my ultimate dream would to go to Julliard for acting (and dance but have no chance to go for dance)
[Are You Gonna Have Kids?] i guess
[How Many?] 2
[Boys Names?] cole, nick
[Girls Names?] jolie, telena

Yea alittle more about me.........
Your full name? Amanda Lynn
-What do you really like to be called?Manda
-Age? 234
-Male/Female? Vagina
-Birthday? April 3
-Siblings? one sis
-Pets? two cats
-Parents? yea but not together
-Where do you live? FL
-Where were you born? Las Vegas
-Where do you attend school? SCHS
-Where do you work? HAHAHAHA!!!

Description:

-Race? pale
-Height? 5'4"
-Weight? 112 lb
-hair color? it never really stays one color
-eye color? grey and blue
-shoe size? 8
-pant size? 3
-shirt size? tiny
-bra size? HAHAHAHAHA!!

Favorites:

-color? pink and black
-food? the edible kind
-animal? Ferret
-store? Spooky Boutique and thrift stores
-piece of clothing? 50 cents
-type of underwear? thong tight see through
-drink? Dr. Pepper
-ice cream? ehhh
-sport? Guard
-book?The giver
-band? Tool
-singer? god.... MAYNARD
-TV show? Friends
-movie? whatever
-holiday? Christmas
-month? December
-team? Fish
-season? Winter
-candy bar? Twix

This or That:

-Soda or pop? soda...pop osnt even a word
-soup or salad? salad
-men or women?men.....prefrably tall and funny
-pants or skirts?ehhh
-flares or boot-cut? HAHAHAHA!!!!
-Dogs or cats?ferrets
-Vegetables or Fruits? Fruits
-Giving or receiving?both.
-Cold or hot? cold
-Wet or dry? dry
-Ice cream or sherbet? slushie
-Pepsi or coke?Dr. Pepper
-Summer or winter? winter
-Rain or snow? snow
-Movies or TV shows? Movies
-Outside or in? Inside
-Kmart or Walmart? WALLY WORLD BABY!!!
-Pillow or blanket? both
-Half full or half empty? half
-Busy or lazy?busy

Past loves - - -

-How many exes do you have?i dont even know
-Which ones do you hate? 1
-Which ones can you bear to talk to?most
-Do you usually get dumped? nope.
-Are you a heart breaker?i dont think so
-Ever been used/abused?why of course
-Do you want to get back with any of them? nah
-If so, who and why?n/a
-Do you regret any of them? Yes.

Sex life - - -

-Favorite way to kiss?deep soft kisses not too much tong.lost o holding
-Where do you put your hands when you make-out?every where.
-Do you like to be playful and flirt? I live off of it
-Are you into the friends with benefits thing?not really
-Do you lead the kiss or do you let your partner?never really noticed
-How many people have you fooled around with?like 3 or 4.
-Regrets? one
-Do you like your neck kissed?oh very much
-Your ear?yep
-Do you like hickeys? ehh
-Ever given one? nah
-If so, where? back of neck
-Ever received one?yep
-How far have you gone with a guy/girl? lalalalalala
-What turns you on the most? A sense of humor will have me down on my knees. And the way a guy can hold me can make me melt.

The Future:

-Do you think that you know what you want to do with your life? i think
-What will your degree be in?Drama
-Do you plan to settle down and get married? ehhh
-With who?ehhh
-Have children? Yes
-If so, how many? two
-What will their names be?kid 1 and kid 2
-Will you have pets?of course
-Where will you live?ehh

Random Questions:

-Are you religious? ehh
-What is your religion?ehhh
-Do you plan on waiting to have sex until you are married? ehhh
-Are you gay?nope (and if i were i would NOT lie)
-Do you cry a lot? ::Sniff::
-What makes you cry? my mom drunk
-Are you truly happy at this point in your life?ehhh
-What makes you happy? being held
-Have you ever loved someone so much it made you cry?ehhh
-Have you ever been hurt by someone that you loved? uh huh
-Tell me about it?HAHAHA!
-What is your biggest fear?loneliness

Take some silly quizes......

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You guys must check out TheSpark.com its got really funny quizes and stupid little "projects". I garuntee youll be wetting your pants when your done.



Pop a poison bubble.


sigh
enough said..............


The salt from my tears burn my tounge.